Bitch I might be

Sep 30

spudspudwell:

I like my women how I like my toast

Hot, and consumable with butter

Sep 29
thescienceofjohnlock:

fall-of-deductions:

beeslock:

ughjohnwatson:

beeslock:

I found it. The second best line in fanfiction history.

what’s the first?



WHAT IS THIS FROM

someone must know

thescienceofjohnlock:

fall-of-deductions:

beeslock:

ughjohnwatson:

beeslock:

I found it. The second best line in fanfiction history.

what’s the first?

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WHAT IS THIS FROM

someone must know

Sep 29
octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Sep 28
Sep 28

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Sep 26

So.

bertie02:

reservoir-fantasy:

persephoneholly:

Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.

The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.

Sep 24

houndoom:

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

exactly

Sep 24

theonlywayistogether:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE

Sep 24
  • mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
  • me: centuries
Sep 24

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

laughterneverdies:

gallifrey-feels:

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

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#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

but Harry grew up with a muggle family

yes but harry’s a little shit