Bitch I might be

Apr 24
  • Annabeth: you know, it's crazy!
  • Percy: what?
  • Annabeth: we finish each other's...
  • Percy: ... blue waffles!
  • Annabeth: ...
  • Annabeth: well that just wasn't what I was going to say at all you moron
Apr 24

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

Apr 24
  • Mother: Can you do this for me please?
  • Me: * does the thing*
  • Me: *somehow manages to do the thing wrong*
  • Mother: I should just do everything by myself
  • *10 minutes later*
  • Mother: I wish someone would help me with this stuff so I could sit down.
Apr 22

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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Apr 22
toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

Apr 22
sparky-the-potato:

Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend…

sparky-the-potato:

Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend…

Apr 22

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

Apr 22

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

Apr 19
lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

Apr 17

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and